In a quiet point during a Sunday afternoon Come Dine With Me marathon, my (Highly Effective) Corporate Flatmate and I discussed predictions for our friends in 2010. Whilst those predictions probably would be of interest to my Internet Following (which is mostly comprised of these friends) I have decided instead to publish 10 popular culture predictions for 2010. The aim is that, when each of these come true, I will be heralded as the Voice of Popular Culture and quickly approached by the Guardian to live blog for them.

So here we go:

1. A Friends reunion film will be announced.

After the success of Sex And The City: The Movie, *surely* the cast will realize there’s money in a movie? Friends is still loved (just ask E4) and time is running out. (PS. I still get a point if there is a one-off TV special).

2. The current Sugababes (version 4) will implode.

Due to the lack of a coherent identity. Version 1 will rise from their ashes.

3. Dannii will leave the X Factor and be replaced by Robbie Williams/Victoria Beckham/Eminem.

There was definitely something of the “I know I’ll probably be fired next year so I’m going to be occasionally subversive” about Dannii Minogue on the X Factor this year.

4. Robbie and Take That will properly reform.

At least for a one off charity single.

5. Twitter will be replaced with an even more relevant social networking tool.

Well, Facebook was trumped this year by Twitter: what comes around goes around.

6. Peter and Katie will get back together. And then split up again.

There will be an ITV2 show documenting every step of this process.

7. A group will win the X Factor 2010.

X Factor has shown it can produce successful female winners (Leona, Alexandra) and that it usually doesn’t produce successful male winners (Steve, Leon, Shayne, Joe). Following JLS, 2010 is the year for the show to prove that a group can win. Just so something new happens.

8. Eternal will reform.

Surely it is their year? Who can not love a band that incorporated three plus key changes into one song?

9. The ginger haired one from Girls Aloud will become the new Kate Bush, against all expectations.

Her awkward self-consciousness is the most interesting thing about Girls Aloud videos (after seven years she still looks embarrassed to be a popstar). Just imagine the fascinating solo career.

10. Something truly shocking will happen on Big Brother.

As it’s the final show, the Producers will not give a monkeys and will engineer something *truly* shocking. I predict a “housemates have 1 minute to decide as a group which other housemate to eat” task. Or maybe “one of the housemates is actually a cat” shocker.

So there we go. Please do add your own predictions below.